GoldDiggerGamerLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adoption, Backlash, Communication, Community, controversy, criticism, Diversity, FRICK, inclusion, internet culture, linux kernel mailing list, LKML, Minecraft, online behavior, programming, smp, Social Issues, Software Development, Technology, transgender language, what are they doing, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Emotional support, emotions, feelings, financial struggle, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loans, love, loyalty, money lending, personal boundaries, relationship advice, Support, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Civilization, consequences, Development, hindsight, History, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, Minecraft, mistake, progress, reconsider, regret, rethink, smp, society, Technology, undo, UndoItAll

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyTwistMC

CraftyTwistMC, dramatic events, life changing events, life events, life experiences, life journey, life plot twists, life surprises, life-altering moments, personal growth, plot twist, surprising moments, twists and turns, unexpected changes, unexpected developments, unexpected outcomes, unexpected revelations, unexpected turn, unexpected twists., unforeseen circumstances

Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Items Found:	3363
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	723

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5272	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6291	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8612	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	530635	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1783

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.