| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 472 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3543 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 105 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!
COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6297 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 1353 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Overview | |
|---|---|
| SMP Start Time | Friday, 3pm EST |
| Number of Members | Currently 28 |
| Plugins | LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric) |
| Worldborder | 5k by 5k |
| Community | Fun and active |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46 |
A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.
A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.
A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.
A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.
A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.
A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 268 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 121 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.
And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5039 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Animals Bred: | 118 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3279 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6997 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 488 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1248 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 259 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6001 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2599 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Votes: | 5982 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2833 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5667 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Votes: | 5029 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2566 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 173 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4055 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2054 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
We’re thrilled to announce that Hubris SMP is officially live! With 16 members now on board, we’re still looking for a few more creative and passionate players to complete our vibrant community. Don’t miss your chance to join us in this unique adventure!
| Server Details |
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| Base Modpack: Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~30 custom mods to unleash ultimate creativity. |
| Dedicated Server: Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay. |
| Focus: Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. |
| Roleplay & Events: Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events. |
| Unique Gameplay: Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience. |
Limited Spaces Available! With our community already growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss out on this exciting opportunity to be part of Hubris SMP!
Join the vetting server here: https://discord.gg/NXSVkK8VdW Be part of something incredible—sign up today!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3777 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4860 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 851988 |
