Goat Ass Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3984	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	4113
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Items Found:	1446
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	278	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2539
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Potions Brewed:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.