Goat Ass Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	203
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	126
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	636	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	283	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	1568
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!