| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3349 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Mines Excavated: | 1371 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9448 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
We are a new network!
play.gloomedmc.net
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4186 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 124 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Star Shards Collected: | 104 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3002 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5250 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 4722 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1046 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 767 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5244 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 483 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9262 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8809 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7059 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7438 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3442 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5574 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1458 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2483 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9745 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1021 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6175 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9140 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1534 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 | Towns Built: | 1 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8072 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 67 |
| Farms Harvested: | 834 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.
join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!
