| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 204 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7897 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7666 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4465 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4943 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Votes: | 2873 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3707 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3036 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2314 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4509 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2496 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 139 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2344 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 103 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8157 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3266 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4535 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9162 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6624 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 146 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9987 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Votes: | 2846 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
