Globemc earthsmp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Items Found:	2633
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to EarthSMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Earth Experience!

Explore a detailed scale model of our planet.Build and expand your own nations and cities.Engage in complex diplomacy and thrilling wars.Experience a realistic economy with trade and resource management.Uncover hidden secrets and embark on adventurous quests.Join a community of friendly and dedicated players.Enjoy regular updates bringing fresh and exciting content.Participate in special events and community-driven contests.Start your unique journey in a world full of possibilities!

Server IP: globeminecraft.comDive into EarthSMP today and shape your world!

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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Star Shards Collected:	298	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	108	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Buildings Constructed:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	617	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ores Mined:	5957
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Star Shards Collected:	204	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ores Mined:	7580	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9316
Crops Grown:	2448	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	427
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.