GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3155 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
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| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.
2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.
3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.
4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.
So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6122 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!
Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7346 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
