Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4361 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.
From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.
join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 146 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 105 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7178 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!
2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.
4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 7101 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!
So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
