Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magic Items Found: 2122
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Villages Defended: 14
Crops Grown: 5838 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MaySMP

    MaySMP

    MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5572 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 205
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Balkan Atlas

    Balkan Atlas

    Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ProtectorsCraft

    ProtectorsCraft

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Villages Defended: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WoodyMC.de

    WoodyMC.de

    One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • FraggleCraft

    FraggleCraft

    ** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!*  Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Realm Of Royalty

    Realm Of Royalty

    Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games–  Survival–  Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TroutWorld

    TroutWorld

    TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 832 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Astral Club

    Astral Club

    About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Ores Mined: 1137
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5621 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Helixia

    Helixia

    Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlubbCity

    BlubbCity

    A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Hunter MC

    Hunter MC

    Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Emeralds Found: 7341 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Chaos Hub

    Chaos Hub

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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