Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NoBroKidsAllowedMC

    NoBroKidsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life family drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Join us for a chance to create your dream world without any pesky relatives crashing on your virtual couch. No need to worry about childproofing your pixelated palace or sharing your limited space with unexpected guests.

    Explore our server and let your creativity run wild as you build epic structures and embark on thrilling adventures. Leave the guilt-tripping and family drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your hard work.

    So come join us and leave the real world chaos behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide who gets the last diamond block!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • LonelyCraft SMP: Oops!

    LonelyCraft SMP: Oops!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CrazyCraftMC

    CrazyCraftMC
    Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through a crowded city street? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MartianCraft: Space BuildDub Scientists

    MartianCraft: Space BuildDub Scientists
    Yo, have you ever wanted to build in SPACE? Well, guess what, our server has MARTIAN SAND that you can use to build your own intergalactic creations!

    Our Dublin scientists have discovered this insane material that allows you to construct epic space bases and alien landscapes. Imagine flying through the galaxy on your own custom-built spaceship made entirely out of MARTIAN SAND.

    Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in the vastness of outer space. Who needs boring old earth when you can build on Mars with our one-of-a-kind resource? Don’t miss out on this out-of-this-world opportunity!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Eternal SMP: Where Vanilla isn’t just for ice cream! Join now – must be old enough to count to 16!

    The Eternal SMP: Where Vanilla isn’t just for ice cream! Join now – must be old enough to count to 16!
    Server Name Perennial SMP
    Age Requirement 16+
    Server Type LGBTQ+ friendly
    Season Second season (started on August 20th)
    Features
    • Dynmap
    • Graves
    • Marriage Master plugin
    • Vanilla-tweaks
    • Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)
    Map Reset Every 4 seasons
    Additional Info
    • New section of the map each season
    • Emphasis on large projects and megabases
    • Includes lore

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the Perennial SMP server?

    You can join us HERE through our Discord server.

    2. What are the age requirements for the server?

    Players must be 16 years or older to join Perennial SMP.

    3. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly.

    4. How often does the map reset?

    The map resets every 4 seasons on the Perennial SMP server.

    5. What special features does the server offer?

    Some of the special features on the server include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.

    6. Are there any restrictions on building projects?

    There are no restrictions on building projects; in fact, players are encouraged to work on large projects and megabases.

    7. Is there any lore associated with the server?

    Yes, Perennial SMP includes lore which can be found on their upcoming website or requested from a moderator.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Trump Tower Minecraft Server

    Trump Tower Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re building the greatest wall in the world? Join our server where you can team up with President Donald J. Trump himself to create the most tremendous structures you’ve ever seen!

    Build a wall so big, even the creepers will pay for it! With exclusive appearances from President Trump at virtual rallies and town halls, you’ll feel like you’re right in the action, making Minecraft great again!

    Join now and make your Minecraft world great again, again! Build, create, and MAGA to your heart’s content on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • 8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP

    8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we give and receive advice on vtubing! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, it’s all about becoming the next big vtuber sensation!

    Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Don’t worry, our community of virtual YouTubers will help you make the right decision. And if you’re wondering if there’s an audience for something crazy like juggling while riding a llama, we’ll give you the honest answer (spoiler alert: there probably is).

    But that’s not all! We also have open auditions for virtual idol companies like Hololive, Niji, and Brave. Who knows, you could be the next big virtual superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • AllergicCraft

    AllergicCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about pesky service dogs triggering your allergies? Look no further! Our server is 100% dog-free, so you can game in peace without the fear of sneezing your way to defeat.

    Join us and enjoy a dog-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of a furry friend ruining your day. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of allergies, so you’ll feel right at home.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting a service dog into your virtual world. Your health and comfort come first, and we’ve got your back. So come on over and game with us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9420 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
    Are you tired of awkwardly standing around in silence when you see that one player on the server who you never really talk to? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Awkward Icebreaker” feature that automatically generates hilarious conversation starters for you! From asking about their favorite type of block to discussing the latest creeper gossip, you’ll never run out of things to say to that player you’ve been avoiding. Join now and watch those awkward silences turn into epic banter sessions!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

    Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

    90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies
    YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

    ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

    SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

    TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

    Greetings, Minecrafter

    Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

    Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

    Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

    Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

    How to log into the server:

    From PC/laptop:

    Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

    Address: mr.topiacube.org

    From phones/tablets (bedrock):

    Address: be.topiacube.org

    Port: 19132

    Minecraft Version:

    Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

    RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

    ✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

    ✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

    ✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

    ✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

    The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!
    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Overview:

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Are there any strict rules on the server? No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
    How long has Simple SMP been running? The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
    Is there a world border in Simple SMP? No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
    Are there any pay-to-win features on the server? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

    Block Brawl – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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