Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9008 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ShipwreckedNavyCraft

    ShipwreckedNavyCraft
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Zombie Dances: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Block Party

    Block Party
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

    if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Holy Pixel Well-Being

    Holy Pixel Well-Being
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

    We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

    So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Zombie Dances: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • > Development Driven Minecraft SMP

    > Development Driven Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

    Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Villages Defended: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    SkincareCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

    Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 123 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

    Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Animals Bred: 98 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ores Mined: 9537
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1656
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blockheadz R Us

    Blockheadz R Us
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

    So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 859364
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 4770
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyTaiwanLand

    CraftyTaiwanLand
    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Luke Look Server

    Luke Look Server
    hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

    also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Farms Harvested: 919
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

    Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft
    Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

    But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4021 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockyStar Minecraft Server

    BlockyStar Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

    Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Crops Grown: 4200 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Magic Items Found: 8516 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

    Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft
    Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • FactNinjaMC SMP

    FactNinjaMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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