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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4708 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 449 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of social anxiety so well that we’ll even order food for you! Need to talk to your mechanic but can’t muster up the courage? We got you covered! But wait, there’s more – we’ll even pretend to be you and handle all your financial aid calls for you!
Join our server and never worry about adulting again! Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to be you in any situation, no matter how outrageous. Need someone to call your university and beg for more loans? We’ve got your back!
So come on in and let us handle all your responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Just don’t forget to thank us when you graduate with flying colors – all thanks to our expert pretending skills!
