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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Alien Abductions: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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