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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2479 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5135 | Ores Mined: | 3708 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 811 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 4880 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!