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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5895 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 780 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!