Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Endless Night Skies: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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