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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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