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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8345 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!