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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8103 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 315 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 400 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!