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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8161 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!