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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1192 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 8939 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!