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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6471 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!