GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Star Shards Collected:	124
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	3723	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	9847	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mines Excavated:	2519	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	150	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	553321	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	635	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8348	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mines Excavated:	4239

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6128
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.