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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3752 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!