GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	91
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	190	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3420
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	4483
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.