GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Crops Grown:	4411
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6903
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	230431
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4138	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	412
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	56
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Animals Bred:	128	New Chunks Explored:	963022
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	293

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	4911	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!