GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
New Chunks Explored:	611960	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crops Grown:	2318	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Animals Bred:	131

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magic Items Found:	4076	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4257	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5136
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4615	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3981
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	537768	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.