GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crops Grown:	9006	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1508
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Emeralds Found:	5010	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	314	Emeralds Found:	4986
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	96
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crops Grown:	1740	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	152389	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7781
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.