GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Farms Harvested:	531
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9105	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3083
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	5402

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2472	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	9344
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!