GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	987825
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Towns Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Towns Built:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	364863
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.