GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3424
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	91	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Mines Excavated:	3393
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ores Mined:	8581
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	1359

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1598
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Void Gems Collected:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.