GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	661098	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4790
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	235
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.