GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Star Shards Collected:	287	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Farms Harvested:	155	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Potions Brewed:	93	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3740	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	630	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.