GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Towns Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Villages Defended:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	149
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mines Excavated:	1156	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ores Mined:	1707	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	370
Mines Excavated:	4477	Towns Built:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2283	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	2409
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	64

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.