GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ores Mined:	7334

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	484	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	4372
Magic Items Found:	7882	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	608270	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Animals Bred:	114	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Star Shards Collected:	131	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dimension Hops:	11	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6572
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Farms Harvested:	972
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	298
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	964905
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	181
Runes Activated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	9409
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!