GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Farms Harvested:	318
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8146	Villages Defended:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	200	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9134
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Towns Built:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ores Mined:	1934
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	9946	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crops Grown:	5096	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	85

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.