GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3085	Runes Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	144	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3810	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.