GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Emeralds Found:	4167	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Alien Abductions:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	49280	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9941	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Items Found:	1594
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	300	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mines Excavated:	4782
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Buildings Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1178
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	239
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Towns Built:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.