GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8208	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Items Found:	7324
Secret Passages Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	131
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1814	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	2
Emeralds Found:	7007	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Animals Bred:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.