Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Towns Built: 7
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

    VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

    oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

    so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

    Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

    Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

    We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

    Server Features:

    • voting for a wipe

    • beautiful and multifunctional spawn

    • high-quality server setup

    • NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

    • block and resource store

    • responsive administration

    • voice chat

    • without gms, admins and lags

    second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

    Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server
    Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

    Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions
    Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Star Shards Collected: 261
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

    SisBoyfNoBdayMeal
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

    And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

    ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyMoodBoost

    CraftyMoodBoost
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Hybrid Virus Chronicles

    Hybrid Virus Chronicles
    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

    SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    2 /sethomes + bed
    Easy /spawn access
    Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
    Rare head drops
    Physical and active player-based economy
    Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

    Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

    Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

    We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

    FAQ

    1. Can I claim land on the server?

    There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

    2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

    No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

    3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

    As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

    Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

    We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

    CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

    Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 152

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GovtBabyAbort SMP

    GovtBabyAbort SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

    Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 58 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyDebate2020

    CraftyDebate2020
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Her Mission Minecraft Server

    Her Mission Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Crops Grown: 5965

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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