Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

    Erection Interference Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

    PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

    Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

    Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

    Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

    Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

    Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

    So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 114 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!

    The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    1. How can I join LuckyGem SMP?

    To join LuckyGem SMP, you must apply through our Discord server. Please put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

    2. Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

    No, LuckyGem SMP prides itself on having no game altering plugins. We believe in a vanilla gameplay experience.

    3. How can I travel on the server?

    There is no teleporting plugin on LuckyGem SMP. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel. Players can also build and decorate their own Nether Tunnels.

    4. Is there an economy on the server?

    No, LuckyGem SMP does not have an economy plugin. Players are encouraged to claim stalls and participate in the trust-based diamond economy.

    5. Is there a land claim plugin on the server?

    No, there is no land claim plugin on LuckyGem SMP. Players can find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building.

    6. How can I participate in server events and competitions?

    LuckyGem SMP hosts Weekly Events, Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on upcoming events.

    7. How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

    Players can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfill the server’s vision of a community-driven server. Your contributions are welcomed and appreciated.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server

    My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bankrupt here is your sense of reality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging ambulance bills like a pro.

    Our server is so lit that even the mobs are throwing shade at each other. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted world filled with unexpected plot twists and epic battles.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the gossip about who called the ambulance for a paper cut? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Bull Nakano Obliterates Manami Toyota Minecraft SMP

    Bull Nakano Obliterates Manami Toyota Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are as epic as Bull Nakano obliterating Manami Toyota in the wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience intense PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild events, like when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the village, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere. But don’t worry, our admin team is always there to save the day and clean up the mess (literally).

    If you’re looking for a community that is as fierce and competitive as Bull Nakano in the ring, then this is the place for you. Join us now and show off your building skills, survival instincts, and PvP prowess. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, just like Bull Nakano is in the wrestling world!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GymBanHammerCraft

    GymBanHammerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for some drama and excitement? Look no further than our gym-themed server, where you never know what kind of workout you’ll get!

    Join us and experience the thrill of running on a treadmill while someone films you for their TikTok video. Watch out for those sneaky squatters who accuse you of staring when all you’re doing is minding your own business. But don’t worry, our gym manager is always on the lookout and ready to ban anyone who causes trouble.

    Feel the adrenaline rush as you call the police on your fellow gym-goer for harassment and see them get banned from all locations in the US. Who knew a simple workout could turn into a legal battle for defamation?

    So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama of a gym gone wild! Just remember, no staring allowed, unless you want to end up in a TikTok video with 10,000 views.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • RatBusters Minecraft SMP

    RatBusters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a unique rat problem that needs solving! But don’t worry, it’s not your typical rodent infestation. These rats are actually tiny, adorable, and have a penchant for stealing diamonds and building mini rat cities underground. Join our server to help us deal with these mischievous critters and maybe even recruit them as your tiny, diamond-stealing minions! Who needs a pet wolf when you can have a pet rat army? Join us now and let’s conquer the world, one tiny thief at a time!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RegrettableFacts

    RegrettableFacts
    Do you ever wonder what it would be like to ride a flying pig in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you do that, but you can also battle evil unicorns and befriend talking chickens! Join us for a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyGBVSG – Minecraft Server

    CraftyGBVSG – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic tournaments where you can battle it out with other players and show off your mad skills.

    But wait, there’s more! We have big meaty notes that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. Plus, our Versusia Character Guide will help you dominate the competition like a pro.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have insane DLC coming up, including Vikala and Sandalphon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic additions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a f2player, join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 41 Ether Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP

    Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us and you’ll have the chance to bet on epic PvP battles between players. That’s right, place your bets on who will come out victorious and you could win big! Just imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you predict the winner of a fight between Khalil and a horde of angry zombies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the gambling begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CropTopCraft Minecraft Server

    CropTopCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is what pixelated crop top to wear! Join us for a party like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion.

    Our server is the perfect place for those recovering from eating disorders, where you can express yourself through your character’s outfit choices. But beware, one wrong move and you might upset your pixelated pals!

    Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can wear whatever you want, whether it’s a crop top or a full tee. Just be prepared for some virtual drama along the way. So come on, join us and let your pixelated fashion sense shine!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • WeddingDramaCraft

    WeddingDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the drama is more intense than a PvP battle!

    Join us and experience the thrill of last-minute wedding planning gone wrong! Imagine flying in for a wedding that’s been thrown together like a dirt house in survival mode. Forget about shelling out diamonds, because on this server, you’ll be shelling out over $2000 just to attend!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a bachelorette party that costs more than a full set of enchanted diamond armor. And don’t forget about the groomsmen suits – because on our server, the groom gets his suit for free… as long as you pay for yours!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where the bride and groom are more clueless than a villager, join us now! Who needs a thank you when you can have the ultimate Minecraft wedding disaster experience?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 New Chunks Explored: 43939

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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