Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 259 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sad Puppy Coyote Den

    Sad Puppy Coyote Den
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, coyotes have the face muscles that dogs use to make that ‘sad-puppy’ look, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Imagine all the crazy adventures you can have with those sad-puppy faces running around, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a pack of super intelligent coyotes have built their own civilization. They wear tiny suits and ties, hold meetings, and plot world domination. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft craziness!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples waiting to be found. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • LittleDigPlanet: Where the creepers have more friends than players! No claims, just aimless wandering!

    LittleDigPlanet: Where the creepers have more friends than players! No claims, just aimless wandering!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information Details
    Minimum Age 25+
    Ranks/Moderator Positions No
    Area Claim Plugins No
    World Start Date June 9th, 2023
    World Border 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
    Peak Players 8-12 players online
    Render View Distance 32 Chunks
    Difficulty Hard
    Additional Servers Legacy Server, Creative Server

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 25?

    Unfortunately, we have a minimum age requirement of 25+ for players on our server.

    2. Are there any ranks or moderator positions available?

    No, we do not have any ranks or moderator positions on our server. All players, including the server owners, play by the same rules.

    3. What is the world border size?

    The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but may be expanded in the future.

    4. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, please join our Discord server using the link provided and introduce yourself before being whitelisted.

    5. How many players are usually online at peak times?

    Generally, we have around 8-12 players online at peak times.

    For more information and to join our community, please visit our Discord server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixelated Waifu Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Waifu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the prettiest anime character you’ve ever seen! Why settle for plain old blocks when you can build your own anime-inspired world filled with kawaii creatures and magical powers?

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a giant, fire-breathing anime villain with a penchant for dramatic monologues. But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty sword made of rainbow unicorn horns to help you in battle.

    And if fighting isn’t your thing, you can always relax in our hot springs biome, where you can soak in the healing waters while being serenaded by a choir of singing pandas. Plus, every full moon, a magical transformation occurs and you can turn into your very own anime character, complete with sparkly eyes and gravity-defying hair.

    So come join us on the server that’s as stunning as the prettiest anime character and let your imagination run wild in a world that’s anything but ordinary!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Noth ing Per sonal Han s Minecraft SMP

    Noth ing Per sonal Han s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We’ve got a community of players who are constantly pranking each other, stealing each other’s diamonds, and causing chaos at every turn.

    Join us if you want to participate in epic battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional dance-off (yes, dance-off)! Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, alliances, and betrayals around every corner.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret base where all the admins hang out, plotting their next devious scheme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember, it’s nothing personal, Hans.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MirrorDadNoMomBlame

    MirrorDadNoMomBlame
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values family drama and intense rivalries? Look no further than our server! Join us for the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen, where calling someone “mom” can lead to a full-blown feud.

    Witness the epic saga of a teenager caught in the middle of a parental battle over who deserves the title of “mom.” Will he choose his birth mom, his stepmom, or just stick with calling everyone by their first names out of spite?

    Experience the thrill of passive-aggressive comments and heated arguments as family members try to assert their dominance in this virtual world. Who will come out on top in this battle of egos?

    So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always on the menu, join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family relationships in Minecraft!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 656 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SecretCraft: Shh, Tell Us!

    SecretCraft: Shh, Tell Us!
    Hey there, do you like Minecraft? Of course you do, who doesn’t love building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. This server has unicorns that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard me right. Diamonds. And not just any diamonds, but enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers. Want to fly like a superhero? Just eat a diamond poop and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

    But that’s not all. This server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that Notch himself hid his most prized possessions down there, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server and uncover all the secrets it holds. Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft. Just remember, shhh, it’s a secret.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DroneCraft Minecraft Server

    DroneCraft Minecraft Server
    lol imagine a minecraft server where ukraine is like the ultimate power and they can produce 4 million drones a year like whaaaat? join our server and be part of the ukrainian drone army, we are taking over the minecraft world one block at a time. zelenskiy is our fearless leader, he will lead us to victory with his epic drone skills. come join us and be a part of history in the making, or should i say, history in the mining. lol ukraine ftw!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that PLUS u can join in on epic battles between Israel and Iran! like, imagine u and ur friends teaming up to attack oil rigs and nuclear sites, all while trying to survive in the crazy world of minecraft! it’s like real life drama but in pixel form! come join us for the most intense and hilarious gameplay u’ve ever experienced! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyClinicMisinfoBgone

    CraftyClinicMisinfoBgone
    LOL have u heard of dis cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like ChatGPT on steroids, but instead of misinformation, we got CRAZY FUN! we set ChatGPT loose on 725 websites and now it’s running wild on our server, spewing out hilarious nonsense 24/7! join now for a wild ride of false claims and misleading adventures! who needs cancer treatment when u can have a blast on our server instead? come join the madness, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Miss Me Yet? Minecraft Server

    Miss Me Yet? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the fun back into your blocky life!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magic potions that turn you into a chicken for a day. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a dance-off on our virtual dance floor – the winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. You’ll never look back and ask yourself, “Miss me yet?” because you’ll be having too much fun to even remember what boring old servers were like!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HEDERA HBAR Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    HEDERA HBAR Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have partnered with the Bank of International Settlements and the Institute of International Finance for our very own ‘Project Agora’! What is Project Agora, you ask? Well, it’s all about exploring digital assets, CBDCs, tokenization, and cross-border payments in the most epic way possible.

    We’ve got 41 institutions on board for this crazy adventure, and guess what? 39 of them are totally obsessed with us! The other two tried us out but decided we were a total flop. But hey, that just means every single participating institution has had a taste of our awesomeness.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only ones with the crypto swag that everyone’s talking about. Come join us for some wild adventures and see why we’re the talk of the town!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BioBdayTreatsMCServer

    BioBdayTreatsMCServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling love? Look no further than our server, where we treat all players like siblings, whether they’re step-siblings, half-siblings, or long-lost cousins twice removed!

    Join us and experience the heartwarming joy of making birthday treats for all your siblings, step-siblings, and even those distant relatives you only see once a year. Who knew crafting virtual cakes could bring a blended family closer together?

    Don’t be like the OP in this story who couldn’t see past the labels of step-siblings and cousins. Embrace the chaos of family dynamics and create unforgettable memories with all your Minecraft siblings. After all, in our server, we’re all just one big, happy, dysfunctional family. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6506 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RingRivalryCraft

    RingRivalryCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of arguing over engagement rings with your best friend, just like in this outrageous story!

    Imagine building your dream castle in Minecraft, only to have your best friend accuse you of copying their design! Will you stand your ground and defend your creative choices, or will you cave in and start from scratch to keep the peace?

    With our server, you’ll never run out of wild stories to tell. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate over pixelated diamonds and virtual halos! Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible in a Minecraft server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • VeggieKing Minecraft SMP

    VeggieKing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most important vegetable for the world’s population is… drumroll please… the legendary Potato of Power!

    Legend has it that whoever possesses the Potato of Power will have unlimited food, endless riches, and the ability to summon a potato army to do their bidding. But be warned, the Potato of Power is guarded by the fearsome Potato King, a spud so powerful that even the bravest players tremble at the mention of his name.

    Join our server now and embark on a quest to find the Potato of Power, defeat the Potato King, and become the ultimate potato master. But beware, you never know who else is out there trying to claim the potato throne for themselves. So grab your spud cannons and potato swords, and get ready for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Star Shards Collected: 153

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyWorldFacts

    CraftyWorldFacts
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride unicorns and battle dragons while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? It may sound totally fake, but it’s 100% true! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that awaits you on our server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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