GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

Best choice, best option, best pick, best position, best selection, ideal position, Minecraft, optimal position, perfect position, preferred position, prime position, ProGamer69, recommended position, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top position, top position for success, top ranking position, top rated position, top selection, ultimate position

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

blocktopia, Chaos, Crafting, CREEPERS

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Invisible Wheelchair Land

acceptance, accessibility, advocacy, Awareness, Challenges, compassion, Disabilities, education, Empathy, inclusion, INVISIBLE, invisible disability, Invisible illness, Land, mental disability, mental health, Perception, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding, wheelchair

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Microbe Mix-Up Server

Accurate, atrial fibrillation, common, coronavirus, disease markers, disease prediction, gut health, gut microbial markers, Health research, liver cirrhosis, markers, Medical research, Microbe, microbial composition, Microbiome, mixup, multiple diseases, personalized medicine, personalized treatment, predictive analytics, research, Server, significant changes

join our epic minecraft server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life, bruh. we got gut microbial markers that will blow your mind, like seriously, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

we’ve got diseases like liver cirrhosis and coronavirus running rampant in our virtual world, but don’t worry, we also have personalized treatments to save the day. atrial fibrillation? pshh, we got that covered too.

come join us and watch as your microbial composition changes before your very eyes. it’s like a science experiment, but way more fun. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #microbialmayhem #gutbacteriaforlife

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KapiCraft: Where even creepers get a job application to blow up your house [Smp]

Active, application, BLOW, building, Community, Cozy, creativity, CREEPERS, Discord, Exploration, free, Friendly, Fun, House, Job, KapiCraft, LIMITED, Mature, Modded, Mods, player, Private, responsive, Server, smp, Spots, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview
Type:	Private Server with Mods
Requirements:	Over 18 years old Active player Love building
Features:	Completely free world without plugins Server with 70 mods (70 building mods, 30 others) Pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by accessing the Discord link provided above and following the instructions in the server invite.

2. Are there any costs associated with joining the server?

No, the server is completely free to join and play on.

3. How many players are currently on the server?

We are looking for a limited number of active players, so the player count may vary. Please check the Discord server for more information.

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

We have limited spots available, so we ask that you check with the server admin before inviting others to join.

5. Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling. Any violations will result in immediate removal from the server.

6. How often is the server reset or updated?

Server resets and updates are scheduled periodically to ensure players have a fresh and enjoyable experience. Updates will be announced in the Discord server.

7. What happens if I encounter technical issues on the server?

If you encounter any technical issues, please reach out to the server host or admin through the Discord server for assistance.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Crash Racing Minecraft Server

Adventure, best, Character, Crafty, crash, crash team racing, ctr, dashing, Dingodile, favorite track, freedom of movement, Hot Air Skyway, Jumping, kart games, kart racing, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Polar Pass, power ups, Racing, racing game, Server, SPEED, Theme, video game

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as Dingodile himself? Look no further! Our server is like Hot Air Skyway on steroids, with crazy jumps and dashes that will have you flying through the air like a pro. And forget about boring old Polar Pass – on our server, you’ll be racing through icy landscapes on the back of a polar bear, dodging obstacles and collecting power-ups along the way.

But the real reason to join our server? The freedom of movement is unmatched, just like in CTR. You’ll be jumping, dashing, and spinning your way to victory in ways you never thought possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the best Minecraft server ever created – just watch out for those TNT crates!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Where Is She From? IDGI Minecraft SMP

birthplace, confusion, discovery, Enigma, geography, home country, Hometown, idgi, inb4 muh basement, location, Lost, Minecraft, Mystery, Origins, origins unknown, puzzled, Residence, SEARCHING, smp, source, where is she from, whereabouts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. Rumor has it that there’s a secret black market where you can buy enchanted pickaxes that can mine bedrock (shh, don’t tell the admins).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players with incredible skills, like the guy who built a fully functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And let’s not forget about the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen into the shopping district – good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCraftMania: NoMoreParentDuty

babysitter, Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, caregiving, chemo treatment, Disabled Sibling, enabling behavior, family dynamics, guilt tripping, long-term caregiving, Maid, mental health, MinecraftMania, NoMoreParentDuty, personal boundaries, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, self-care, sibling care, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like this insane story! Join us and escape the chaos of family obligations and guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to change diapers or clean up after anyone (except maybe some virtual creepers). You can focus on building your dream world without any interruptions from demanding family members.

So why join our server? Because here, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time and energy to create epic builds and explore endless possibilities. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf.

Join us now and leave all the drama behind. Because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be expecting is a creeper explosion, not a guilt trip from your mom. Let’s build and mine our way to a drama-free paradise together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineTunez

all-time favorite, best song, favorite album, favorite artist, favorite beat, favorite genre, favorite hit, favorite instrumental, favorite jam, favorite lyrics, favorite melody, favorite music, favorite playlist, favorite rhythm, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tune, favorite vocalist, MineTunez, Music, TOP SONG

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while listening to the same old boring songs on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and jam out to your favorite song ever while building the craziest creations imaginable.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the pixelated landscape, riding a llama named Larry, with your favorite song blasting in the background. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden disco cave filled with dancing creepers and party-loving villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DJ Enderdragon, who spins the sickest beats every Saturday night at the virtual club “Block Party.” Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of zombies breakdancing to dubstep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the music-filled madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Items Found:	6448

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fire Carbon Sink Fun

carbon, carbon budget, carbon budget depletion, carbon budget reduction, carbon emissions, carbon reduction, carbon sink depletion, carbon sink effectiveness, carbon storage impact, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, Fire, Fun, global carbon storage, global warming, greenhouse gases, Gt CO2, land carbon sinks, pre-industrial levels, SINK, temperature increase

so, like, u know how fire is, like, totally messing up all the carbon stuff on earth, right? well, on this server, we got FIRE that actually helps the environment! like, it’s so crazy, but it’s true! when u join, u get to play with fire that, like, sucks up all the bad carbon and makes the world a better place! it’s like magic, but in Minecraft! so, like, come join us and be a carbon-saving hero! plus, we have, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff, so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join? it’s gonna be, like, the best time ever, trust me!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Torrent Networking: Where stealing lives and factions float in the sky!

anti-grief, Community, Crates, Custom Armor, Economy, Events, Factions, Float, Gem economy, king of the hill, legendary items, lives, Lore, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, networking, Other, Portals, Quests, Raid, SKY, Skyblock, Skyfactions, stealing, Survival, torrent

Welcome to the Torrent Network!
IP: torrentsmp.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions: Java & Bedrock \| All major versions!

Overview:

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:
- The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
- Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
- Quests with custom storylines and lore
- Fully integrated economy system
- Welcoming community
- Custom armor and tools
- Anti-grief
SkyFactions (Launches This Month!):
- Skyblock with some twists
- The ability to raid other islands
- Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
- Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
Lifesteal:
- More quests with an expansion of the storyline
- Epic PvP
- Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
- Crates
- Movecraft
- King of the Hill
- Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
- Ranks, both free and paid
- Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
- Griefing and stealing allowed!

FAQ:

Q: What versions of Minecraft are supported on the Torrent Network?

A: We support Java and Bedrock versions, covering all major versions!

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Torrent Network?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp

Q: Are there any unique features on the survival server?

A: Yes, the survival server offers a real survival experience with unique features such as Movecraft, custom quests, and an integrated economy system.

Q: What can I expect from the upcoming SkyFactions server?

A: The SkyFactions server will offer a Skyblock experience with added twists, the ability to raid other islands, faction gameplay, and a gem economy with custom items and lore.

Q: What sets the Lifesteal server apart from other servers?

A: The Lifesteal server features more quests, epic PvP battles, custom armor and tools, crates, Movecraft, King of the Hill events, multiple currencies, ranks, and a unique world generation with griefing and stealing allowed.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Diddy’s Great Escape Minecraft Server

Abuse Allegations, Accountability, arrest, celebrity involvement, charges, cover up, Diddy, Diddys, drug rapes, Escape, Exploitation, Great, Hollywood, investigation, Justice, Lawsuits, medical records, METOO, Minecraft, predator, scandal, Server, sex tapes, underage sex, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a tabloid magazine? Look no further! Our server has had over 3,000 people calling in to make wild allegations – from witnessing abuse to confirming sex tapes and drug rapes. We’ve even got numerous celebs directly involved, because who doesn’t love a good scandal? Join now and see if you can uncover the next big scandal – are you a victim? Share your picrel and let’s get to the bottom of this juicy drama!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP

calls herself, deep attachment, DIRTY, dirty slut, emotional connection, exclusive relationship, intimate partner, limited experience, loved, Minecraft, Monogamous, one guy, personal narrative, relationship dynamic, romantic involvement, self-acceptance, self-identification, self-labeling, self-perception, sexual expression, sexual history, sexual identity, slut, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BugCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, bathroom, boris johnson, BugCraft, Bugged, covert operation, eavesdropping, Espionage, government surveillance, Israeli PM, listening device, Minecraft, Netanyahu, political conspiracy, political scandal, privacy breach, privacy invasion, secret recording, security team, Server, Surveillance, thunderbox, wiretapping

Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DinoCraterBoomCraft

asteroid, catastrophic event, cosmic collision, DinoCraterBoomCraft, Dinosaurs, discovery, earth’s history, eradication, Extinction, geology, Impact, large asteroid, mass extinction, Paleontology, planet, prehistoric creatures, scans, scientific research, scientists, underwater crater, West Africa

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got asteroids smashing into the planet all the time like it’s no big deal. forget about building houses and farming, here you gotta dodge asteroids like a pro or you’ll be extinct like the dinosaurs. we got underwater craters in West Africa that’ll make you question your existence, it’s like a real-life sci-fi movie up in here. so if you wanna experience the thrill of almost getting wiped out by a giant space rock, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GFsteals4funCraft

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

2. Are there any costs associated with joining the server?

3. How many players are currently on the server?

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

5. Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

6. How often is the server reset or updated?

7. What happens if I encounter technical issues on the server?

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Overview:

Features:

FAQ:

Q: What versions of Minecraft are supported on the Torrent Network?

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Torrent Network?

Q: Are there any unique features on the survival server?

Q: What can I expect from the upcoming SkyFactions server?

Q: What sets the Lifesteal server apart from other servers?

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