Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 New Chunks Explored: 768651
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • WeddingCrasher420

    WeddingCrasher420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • AltLifeCraft

    AltLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3646 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Category Description
    Version Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
    Whitelisted Yes
    Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

    Why Join Us?

    • Active and Diverse Players
    • Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
    • Frequent server-wide events

    Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

    How to Join:

    Join us on DISCORD

    Happy crafting!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server always up to date with the latest features? Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
    How can I protect my builds from griefers? Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
    Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1743 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

    Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

    Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

    So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server

    CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cult gathering? Look no further! Our server is like a spiritual journey, with elders to guide you and gifts to offer. But don’t worry, no foot kissing required!

    Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

    So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

    Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

    Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

    Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149 Dragon Scales Harvested: 320
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • EURejoinMinecraftServer

    EURejoinMinecraftServer
    so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • IslandWarfareCraft

    IslandWarfareCraft
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can reenact epic battles from the US Army fighting in the Pacific islands? Well, look no further because our server lets you do just that!

    Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Villages Defended: 20 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

    👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Details
    Version Java 1.20.1 (1.21.1 THIS WEEKEND)
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Towny & Economy
    • PvE & PvP
    • Bosses/Dungeons
    • Pets
    • RPG Elements
    • Events

    Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

    Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Harmony Falls? You can join Harmony Falls by using the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls? No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls and can be toggled on or off within the server.
    What RPG elements are present on Harmony Falls? Harmony Falls features MCMMO for leveling up skills and embarking on quests.
    Are there regular events on Harmony Falls? Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.
    Can I bring my own pets on Harmony Falls? Harmony Falls offers a variety of pets that players can acquire within the game to accompany them on their adventures.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

    Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

    Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

    But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

    Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Potions Brewed: 72
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Debate Minecraft SMP Series

    Debate Minecraft SMP Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

    Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Star Shards Collected: 62
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

    KarmaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

    Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

    With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Emeralds Found: 5709
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BoyfriendBrunchFail

    BoyfriendBrunchFail
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

    And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CashBackSibMinecraftSMP

    CashBackSibMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of constantly being broke because your little sibling keeps stealing your hard-earned diamonds on our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and take revenge by building elaborate traps to catch them in the act! Who needs a bank when you have a sibling thief to keep you on your toes? Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry showdown!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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