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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1247 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!
But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!
Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!