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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8962 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 353 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 97689 |
Votes: | 9284 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 127 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
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