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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2257 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
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