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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6729 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So why settle for a normal Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Remember, on our server, if it’s not GF shaped, then why even bother?