GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination

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Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival
The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players. Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival! Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style! Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more! Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out! Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends! Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of! We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible! IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival

The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style!

Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more!

Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out!

Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends!

Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of!

We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible!

IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Mellow Meadows Survival server?	To join, simply enter the IP address: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online in your Minecraft client.
What kind of quests are available on the server?	We offer a variety of quests, including unique daily quests for each job, and random quests you can pick up along your journey.
Can I earn money on the server?	Yes, you can earn money through quests, jobs, the auction house, and more to become the wealthiest player.
Is there a party system on the server?	Yes, we have a party system that allows you to play with friends, share land, and share earnings and XP.
How can I prevent my builds from being raided?	You can prevent this by using our land claiming feature, allowing you to protect your land and grow your base without worrying about raids.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress maze.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to marvel at our pixelated paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glowstone that actually sings when you mine it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – we’ve got zombie pigmen riding on the backs of flying squids, and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti instead of destruction.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming adventure so outrageous, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its dragon-y boots. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things nudism, exhibitionism, CFNM, ENF, and more! Join us if you’re tired of wearing those boring old pixelated clothes and want to let it all hang out in the virtual world.

Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.

So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mines Excavated:	1014	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WeddingCrasherCraft

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6153
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

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Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6532	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LNGShadowCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	4795
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

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yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

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Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	2999

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Animals Bred:	199
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5669	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchantments Applied:	123

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dragons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3